Anyone who's ever had a dog knows that animals are big pervs. To that end, this just in from a wildlife minister in Nairobi, where the monkeys and baboons are being flooded with accusations of sexual harrassment, improper groping, etc. "Even in our camps, when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them." Um, lewd signs? So that's what the deities created posable thumbs for! [Telegraph]