Every year, Beloit College in Wisconsin creates a list to help teachers understand the mindset of incoming freshmen, and The Wall Street Journal has a few items from the list today. Believe us: The older you are, the more horrifying this list will be. And even if you're not that old, it may make you feel old. For instance, an 18-year-old has never had to "roll down" a car window. Also: Nelson Mandela has always been free, rap music has always been mainstream, Russia has always had a multi-party political system, Fox has always been a major network, MTV has never featured music videos, and Johnny Carson has never been live on television. And Berlin Wall? What Berlin Wall? Yeah, we want to go back to bed, too. [WSJ]