The September issue of Harper's Bazaar finally arrived on newsstands earlier this week and, although there were no awesome Simpsons fashion spreads to be seen — Glenda Bailey should really get on the South Park train next — there was plenty of expensive shit. Take the magazine's profile of Samantha Cameron, Smythson creative director and wife to Britain's potential next prime minister David Cameron. Ms. Cameron, who poses in the article's opening page in a cheap chic Vera Wang for Kohl's coat with her two "normal" kids (her third, who is severely disabled, is apparently not fit for fashion photography) insists she's just your regular, low-maintenance working mom. Except for her hot-pink Holy Bible!