A British dude was sentenced to five years in jail today for knocking over an OTB by using his girlfriend's vibrator (the Rampant Rabbit), pretending it was a gun. The dude, 27-year-old Nicki Jex (total porno name!) concealed the vibe in a bag and managed to steal £600 cash from the bookmaking joint. He then went to a pub and bought his friends a bunch of drinks. [Guardian]