Keira Knightley, that poor English ruffian scooped up by Chanel to shill for Coco Mademoiselle fragrance because of her charming flaws? Well, she may have just been a little too flawed for Chanel Beauty artistic director Jacques Helleu. Apparently, the breasts — nay, body! — on display in the Chanel ad were not Keira's own. Says Keira:

Those things certainly weren't mine

Well done, Keira. Way to speak up for you flat-chested sisters! Also, memo to Lindsay Lohan: "Those aren't my breasts" is a much more believable line than "Those aren't my pants."


Keira's Up-Front Over Ad []
Earlier: Dear Keira Knightley: Don't Be Deceived — Chanel Thinks You're Fugly