In its September issue, Cosmopolitan asks ubiquitous enviro-tard Danny Seo, author of Simply Green Living, to come up with "green" replacements for things like straws, which Seo advises one should replace with Twizzlers. "...just snip the ends, stick them into your beverage, and sip away," the magazine instructs. "Then devour 'em afterward—you won't leave any garbage behind." Except, of course, the Twizzlers package. And, you know, the magazine itself.