Is "Tuscan Leather" the new euphemism for Bolivian marching powder? In the twisted world of master-narcissist Tom Ford, well, yes! The very man who brought us a fragrance that smells like "crotch" is now pushing a fragrance that he calls Tuscan Leather — which everyone and their brother describes as smelling like cocaine. Question: What does cocaine "smell" like? Also, does Tuscan Leather numb the back of your throat and makes your gums itch and your nose run? If so, we'll pass. [NYMag]