What's the statute of limitations on civil disobedience? Or, er, public defacement? Cause today's the day to thank this week's advertisers, and one of them (and it ain't American Apparel!) was the target of a couple Splasher-like paint-filled balloons we catapulted off an East Village rooftop way back in 1994, when we were young, angry and against gentrification. (Not much has changed. Except the 'young' part.) Anyway, thanks much to American Apparel and, um, Crunch Fitness for keeping Jezebel up and running this week. We promise we won't deface any more signage โ€” corporate or otherwise โ€” in downtown Manhattan ever again. And that means you, potential advertisers!

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