A professor in college once โ€” Lovingly! We swear! โ€” called us 'The Queen of Esoteric Bullshit'. And that is precisely the title we bequeath, proudly, to Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. The Sassmaster of Skinny decided that his Fall 2007 Chanel Couture collection was going to be super smart โ€” and all about what garments look like when viewed from the side. Which is fine and dandy, we guess, if you're actually doing something that is larger than just completing an intellectual exercise. But Karl wasn't. In fact, the only real narrative we could derive from his collection is that, in the future, everyone will be Joan Collins in Dynasty for 15 minutes. And if that's the future, well, then, we don't want to live to see it. Judge Chanel Couture Fall 2007 for yourself, after the jump.

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Chanel Fall 2007 Couture [Style.com]