Showing who really wore the painfully high heels in their relationship, Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon's ex-husband James Mellon was cleared of charges accusing him of having illegally spied on his wife during their divorce proceedings. Mellon was deemed to much of a bumbling idiot (or drug addict!) to have ever thought of, yet alone executed, such a scheme. And right here is where we should make some Nancy Sinatra "walk on over you" joke, but fuck it, we're tired. [Telegraph]