US Weekly editor-in-chief Janice Min is pledging a "100% Paris-free issue" because blah blah blah People got the exclusive. Min's pledge does not, natch, apply to the Us website, which is today reporting on how Paris either did or didn't fake suffering from the illness "decompensation" in jail. We think we know some people who suffer from "decompensation" but Paris is not one of them. Anyhow, developing! [NY Post]