As everyone knows, when supermodel Naomi Campbell wants to inflict pain, she looks to the modern telecommunications industry. But as cell phones have, in compliance with Moore's Law, shrunk in size while growing in functionality, the cell phone punch packs less of a... well, punch or something. So in honor of Campbell just having settled a lawsuit with one of the many people on her staff she's abused — and the fact that, despite her community service and newfound spirituality we do believe she'll strike again! — we wonder what tech-gadget Campbell will end up throwing next. After all, she's already used a hotel phone, a jewel-encrusted cellphone, and a BlackBerry. Could the iPhone be waiting in the wings? Give us your thoughts in our poll, after the jump.