• Britney Spears' ex-hubby and mom Kevin Federline and Lynne Spears are teaming up to help her. Because if the two most historically parasitic and exploitative people in her life can't save her... [MSNBC]
  • If Joe Francis can get hot young girls to show him their tits, Matthew McConaughey figured he would try it on the extras. And holy shit, it worked! Girls these days are really liberated or something. [TMZ]
  • Hilary Duff inches closer to Mandy Moore levels of "Wow she could have so easily fallen prey to young popstar-to-trainwreck determinism and yet she has not and maybe I can believe in free will again"-ness: John Cusack requested her for the part of a tragic Central Asian pop star in the upcoming War, Inc. and he calls her a "revelation in every way." [MTV News]
  • Apparently Mariah Carey went a little crazy on Eminem six years ago and he's re-rehashing the material on his newest album and Mariah, being a little crazy, is not pleased. Um, memo to Mimi: Marshall Mathers: not exactly the most credible witness of events. Shake it off! [Page Six]
  • The Big Chill may be remade with an all-black cast. Maybe to match its all-black soundtrack? [Variety]
  • Frankie from the Real World San Diego died. She had cystic fibrosis so she actually had a reason to be as emo as she was on the show. R.I.P. Frankie. [MTV News]