God we love British newspapers. This morning — and hot on the heels of yesterday's story about how penis size doesn't matter to women — the British tabloid The Sun is reporting that nearly half of all men are "unhappy with the size of their willies" and 40% of those blame the unrealistic images common to pornography. But even better than The Sun's recycling of its previous day's piece? The graphic that accompanies it: A handy clip-'n-save "Pecker Checker", which, ironically, undermines the paper's best intentions with the subtle implication that cocks in the Commonwealth only hit half a foot at most.

Men Fear Too Small Penis Size [The Sun]
It's Official: Penis Size Doesn't Matter [TheSun]