Lots of people imagine middle-age as a time to focus on emerald green fairways, Brooks Brothers-clad grandkids and once-a-year face-lifts. (Or if you're Frieda Birnbaum, birthing twins!) Not us! We've got a krazy kat lady inside us just itching to get out (seriously) and we think we've foreseen her destiny! Check out the video here.

This Is The Way We Wash Our Paw [FastHugs via VideoMax]