Poor Dita von Teese. As if it wasn't bad enough being married to a guy who wears more makeup than she does, now comes news that the burlesque star's marriage to Marilyn Manson ended because of the attentions of another woman.

If that other woman is current Manson squeeze (and not-of-drinking-age actress) Evan Rachel Wood, our heads might just explode. Fresh-faced, innocent blonde steals guy away from raven-haired, big-lipped stripper? There may karmic justice for the Jennifer Anistons of the world yet!


Dita Von Teese Talks About Manson's Other Woman [People.com]