Today Pope Benedict XVI announced that limbo — the place where dead, unbaptized babies have resided for the past 800 years — is no more.

Based on his rapid-assessment skills and proclivity for making sweeping statements, we'd like to suggest to cher Benedict that he consider a career in fashion. It's, like, totally the same: Evaluate a situation briefly, make an enormously generalized-yet-seemingly-shocking pronouncement, and inspire self-loathing and guilt in followers everywhere!

The Pope Ends State of Limbo After 800 Years [The Telegraph]