• Madonna is going back to Africa, perhaps to Brangelina-up her brood of African babies. [PageSix]
  • Courtney Love may be sober but she's still fond of a quick fix. [PageSix]
  • Bruce Willis couldn't get Halle Berry so he's dating one of the supporting players from his new film Perfect Strangers. [PageSix]
  • Big-bellied box-office failure Harvey Weinstein may be stretching himself too thin what with all that attention on Georgina Chapman his other businesses. [NYTimes]
  • Donald Trump named unsexiest man in the world. [TVGasm]
  • Breast implants, nose job...Heidi Montag is turning into a regular Courtney Love! [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  • Reese and Jake: Still making headlines, still no actual proof that they're together. [People]
  • Will Leonardo DiCaprio be a dad sometime soon? [Starpulse]
  • Janet Jackson is being sued for $120 million. [PerezHilton]