Ria Cortesio, the only female umpire in professional baseball (5 days to opening day, ladies!) is set to work a Major League game for the first time in 20 years. Fun fact: Cortesio "uses a low grunt to call strikes". Fun fact number two: She gets to look at players' cute butts and backs all day. [Feministing]

The Kevin Federline metamorphosis soldiers on. First he's suddenly a caring father and husband. Next up: Visionary new-media entrepreneur! [MediaPost]

A golden retriever saves a woman from choking to death by jumping up and down on her chest. [USA Today]

Yes, Perez, it's wrong. [PerezHilton]