When Penelope Cruz had finished with her salmon pink Oscar froth, she was nice enough to give it back to Gianni Versace, which was jolly good of her, as some idiot employee of his had just spilled a cup of coffee ALL OVER Liz Hurley's wedding gown, completely ruining it, and Versace was in a right old panic, we can tell you.

But luckily, disaster was averted when Gianni had the bright idea of sticking Penelope's dress in a washing machine with a shedload of bleach. Then a quick fiddle with the neckline, and hey presto! The WEDDING OF THE CENTURY is back on.