Naomi Campbell to star in reality-show on MTV? Apparently Naomi's still under the impression that she even has a career outside a courthouse. [Female First]

Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger reportedly on the outs. We never liked her for her little-girl, wide-eyed adoration of him in the first place; she can definitely do better. [NY Daily News]

America's #1 toxic bachelor Lance Armstrong, who dumped Sheryl Crow right before her diagnosis of breast cancer and then didn't offer her a shoulder to cry on, is dating nose-jobbed designer/socialite Tory Burch. We call for a boycott of Tory's designs until she gets her head screwed on straight again. [NY Daily News]

Dutch fan handcuffs herself to Hugh Grant. [YouTube]

Bruce Willis may have enjoyed the services of hookers. [LA Times]