Over the past year we've read five gazillion tab stories about Ellen Pompeo's slim Jim frame and lately we've been hearing a lot of lip from Ellen about how hard it is for her to gain weight. First she cried her "I can't gain weight" sob story to People magazine. Now thanks to this month's Allure we also know that she eats crab cakes, raspberry crepes, ice cream, hash browns, bacon, cranberry muffins and banana bread but still has trouble gaining weight.
Is there a way we could get the scrawny Dr. Meredith Gray to shove a hotdog in her pie-hole and drop the whole thing?