Just to really and totally prove beyond ALL DOUBT MOTHERFUCKERS that Tom Cruise puts his penis inside Katie Holmes' vagina ON A REGULAR BASIS, YO!, he's putting everyone through the pain of another COMPLETELY GENUINE DAMMIT! wedding, reports Us Weekly.

Based on the last one, with its six-hour kiss, we are expecting full public copulation this time around. But the burning question is, will Oprah get invited to this one?