Hillary runs for Prez. If you play nice Hills, maybe Bill will get you a new facelift for Christmas!

It was the fear of a stray nipple that sent Jessica Simpson into a tailspin at Dolly's tribute. Yeah, right. This from a woman who slept with Bam Margera. We'd have thought shame was beyond her.

George Clooney's pig dies. BLT anyone?

'Celebrities are just like us', meet 'All men are pigs'. We're sure you'll be very happy together.

Proof that SNL really isn't funny anymore. Like shooting fish in a barrel only missing a lot.