I suffer every day when I walk to work in New York City and see girls following the rules of "Simon Says" fashion. Just because a magazine says you should try a trend, it doesn't mean it will work for you. Witness the countless girls from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine squeezed into leggings and oversized sweaters this season. It's hard for Kate Moss to pull off this look, ladies! Think twice before trying these trends at home. Toss out those footless tights before you get caught on camera and have to live with that image for the rest of your life!