21 Jump Street Movie Needs A New Freaking Title

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill's new flick might be called 21 Jump Street, but it bears little resemblance to the police drama that aired on Fox from 1987 to 1991. Yes, they are young-looking cops sent to work undercover at a high school. But instead of tackling serious issues with levity, this flick focuses on juvenile jokes, foul language and poop punchlines. Which is fine! Just don't call it 21 Jump Street. Call it Infantile Investigations, Crude Cops, Puerile Pig Patrol or Dude Bro Detectives.

Also, as far as I can tell, neither Johnny Depp nor Brad Pitt make appearances in this flick. Epic fail.

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Though I was peeved to see Holly Robinson's character join in a long line of Hollywood white-washing Black female characters upon hearing that they cast a white actress to play her role, I am now glad that no Blacktress is anywhere near this steaming pile of dog shit.

To the young Blacktresses that may have auditioned for the Judy Hoffs role, consider this a dodged bullet because it is clear from the looks of this flick that your career wouldn't have gone the way of Zoe Saldana's by co-starring in it.