Does Simon Cowell Remind You Of Someone?

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Does Simon Cowell new face (Or teeth? What’s going on here?) remind you of someone? Someone famous, maybe?

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Who could it be?

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Hmmm.

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Guess you and I will never know.

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It’s a real mystery.

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Some things are simply unknowable.

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Oh.

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There it is.

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Huh.

Senior Writer, Jezebel. My debut book, LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands, is out now.

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When I did my teeth (long awful story; not a single cavity until I was 40, then kerblooey, I’m all implants, bridges and crowns). There’s a temptation, starting from basically scratch, to want the most flawless, white shining chompers possible but fortunately I had a great dentist who advised me to tone it down. In the end I went for what I call “Hollywood, Florida” white versus “Hollywood California” white.

But there’s an entire range of hues available, even including “Old Piano Key” yellow.

Someone should have stopped him long before he got to “Ross on Friends” white