My Typical Daily Schedule

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Screenshot: @MarkWahlberg/Instagram

Mark Wahlberg posted a screenshot of his “Typical daily schedule” in his Instagram Stories and half of it is probably fake–even though, it’s totally plausible to me. BuzzFeed can’t wrap their head around such a schedule. The Ringer wonders, “How many prayers can fit into a half hour?” (A lot?) and “How can snack-eating take 90 friggin’ minutes?” (It has to be savored...) How can one man can achieve so much and stay upright from 2:30 a.m. to the tender “bedtime” hour of 7:30 p.m.? Vanity Fair has “so, so many questions” about it. I only have one: Why not?


I have a daily schedule as well, and people tell me I’m crazy all the time, but it’s really no big deal. Here it is. Please don’t ask me how I do this. Again, it’s no big deal.

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Culture Editor, Jezebel

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I am calm, but thanks

Typical schedule:

5:00am alarm goes off - snooze

5:30am - finally get out of bed and walk dog

5:45am - 6:45am - drink coffee in a stupor while dog eats breakfast; read work email, read news

6:45-7:15 am - take bath while drinking more coffee - cry a little because so tired; wonder if it’s normal to cry on a Wednesday from being tired

7:15am - 7:45am - dress, makeup, etc.

8:30am arrive at work

1:30pm - 1:40pm - eat lunch at desk

5pm - leave work

5:30pm - 8:30pm - walk dog, clean, eat dinner, take out trash, walk dog again, drink glass of wine

8:30pm - ?? lay in bed and watch tv, think about reading a book

5:00 am - repeat