Who's Engaged???

These people are engaged, allegedly.

People reports that pop star and noted America hater Ariana Grande is engaged to the comedian and Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson. The two started dating at the end of May, which was only a few weeks ago, but it’s fine because their relationship has already escalated to the themed tattoo stage as of, I don’t know, a WEEK AGO, so there’s really only a few places they can go now!


People writes:

“It’s a recent engagement. They’re just two people who found love quickly and make each other happy all the time. They both started talking about it this past weekend. It’s nothing they’ve been hiding,” says a source close to the couple.

Reps for the stars, both 24, did not immediately respond to PEOPLE’s requests for comment.

Ariana tweeted, cryptically:

She also liked a few tweets about a potential wedding.

Sigh. Just two famous 24-year-olds getting married after barely dating for a month! Nothing to see here!


Pop Culture Reporter, Jezebel


If it’s true, congrats! May it bring more joy into the world.

*shrugs* The Mr. moved in three weeks after we started dating and we’ve now been together for 13 years (7.5 married), I’m the last person to judge this.