Producer: Phoebe Bradford, Creative Producer: Joon Chung.

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna explain it.

In two weeks, we will all attend various Oscar parties armed with a loaf of Phantom Bread or Three Cheeseboards Outside Ebbing, Missour-brie. But what if you have been closing your eyes this entire Oscar season and managed to miss Guillermo del Toro’s best picture nominee, The Shape of Water? This video will catch you up. (Spoilers!!!)