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All Cruises Terrify Me Except for This Carly Rae Jepsen One

 

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*A sensual saxophone blares in the distance*

Stuck in your head? Stuck in your heart? Stuck in your body, body? Well now you can take a relaxing vacation on a cruise with Carly Rae Jepsen, Queen of Carnival Cruises.

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The Queen of the Sea will be playing a free concert on the Carnival Splendor ship, which holds over 3,000 passengers, taking place on February 18. The cruise will be sailing from Long Beach, California to the Mexican Riviera. “I’m really looking forward to a night with my fans in what promises to be a unique venue for an incredible night,” Jepsen, Queen of Incredible Nights, said in a statement.

Typically I find cruises terrifying. All I can think of when the word cruise comes to mind is ships sinking, noroviruses, and murder. But I can certainly find the courage to give a Carly Rae Jepsen cruise a chance, especially since it’s her first time playing a cruise ship. If I’m already going to spend my vacation on a perilous death trap at sea, might as well do so while listening to Carly!

Pop Culture Reporter, Jezebel

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pumpkinandy
Pumpkin Andy is Orange

I LOVE cruises!!! I go with my sister and her husband and it’s always so fun! I mean, there’s pools, a rock climbing wall, and eighty seven bars on board.