And speaking of Jane, new editor Brandon Holley startlingly admits to her fetish in this month's readers letter:

"Speaking of piss, have you ever gone into a public bathroom barefoot? Because that I find incredibly fascinating. In fact, email me at if you want to get dinner sometime and tell me about it."

After dinner, Brandon will order you to remove your shoes and wade in her fresh urine. Then she will lick in between your toes. Then she'll send you home with a free facepack.