Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is expecting her third child with Prince William, the Prince of Williams. Like her two other experiences with pregnancy, it sounds like a living hell.
Page Six reports that the sudden announcement from Kensington Palace “comes as a surprise” because there’s been no indication that she was carrying a baby. But TMZ is less tender about reporting that Middleton has been barfing her brains out as she’s suffering once again from hyperemesis gravidarum, or extreme morning sickness. Per the press release from the palace, all Duchess appearances have been cancelled as she deals with the persistent illness that bringing another royal baby into the world entails:
Congrats and feel better, Kate Middleton! Your commitment to carrying on the family line is truly astounding.
“It’s been difficult. I don’t enjoy being single,” the mother of six told the UK’s Sunday Telegraph. “There’s nothing nice about it. It’s just hard.”
Too real! Especially if you’re a mom of...how many? Six? Jesus.
“Sometimes maybe it appears I’m pulling it all together,” the 42-year-old actress said. “But really I am just trying to get through my days.”
Jolie has also been dealing with her cancer recovery, including a double mastectomy, Bell’s Palsy and hypertension.
“I feel sometimes that my body has taken a hit, but I try to laugh as much as possible,” she said. “We tend to get so stressed that our children feel our stress when they need to feel our joy. Even if you are going through chemo, you need to find the ability to love and laugh. It may sound like a postcard, but it’s true.”
I genuinely am hoping Jolie gets back together with Pitt now, or someone of comparable hotness very soon who will cheer her up.
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- Madonna has moved to Portugal. Bye! [DListed]
- George Clooney is already forcing gender expectations on his twins hard. [People]
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