Taylor Swift has been dropping a series of unsubtle hints about her upcoming album, the now-officially announced “Reputation,” to be released November 10. We are so thrilled to report that this could be her new tracklist, although it probably isn’t.

1. “Welcome To My Rebrand”

2. “SnaBeCa”

3. “Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss” (ft. Katy Perry)

4. “Snakes Don’t Have Bellybuttons”

5. “Did U Know a Snake Can Swallow an Animal Whole (They Don’t Have Teeth)” (ft. Drake)

6. “I Wasn’t in That Suitcase But I Could’ve Been (Because I’m a Snake in Size and Shape)”

7. “Cold Blood”

8. “I Fuck Now”

9. “November 9”

10. “Two-Party Consent (Cal. Penal Code § 632)”

11. “Antivenom”


And some selected excerpts:

3. “Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss” (ft. Katy Perry)

Cause the snakes are gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake
And the snakes are gonna snake, snake, snake, snake snake
I’m just gonna snake, snake, snake, snake, snake
Snake it off, snake it off

6. I Wasn’t in That Suitcase But I Could’ve Been (Because I’m a Snake in Size and Shape)

People say it’s crazy that they lifted it straight up
That they carried it outside and placed it right inside the truck
They say I could not have fit, they say I’m just way too big
But the thing that they don’t know about transporting Taylor Swift

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Is that I coulda been (yeah) I coulda been inside that suitcase
I shoulda been (yeah) I shoulda been inside that suitcase
So shut your trap (yeah) shut your trap, ‘cause I’m a snake now
It’s time to pack (yeah) it’s time to pack, and I’ll tell you how
Just flip the lid and in I’ll drape
‘cause I’m a snake in size and shape

4. Snakes Don’t Have Bellybuttons

My body is green and skinny
(Just like a snake)
I eat mice for dinner
(Just like a snake)
You’ve never seen my belly button
(Just like a snake)
That’s ‘cause I don’t have one
(Just like a snake)

Repeat 8X