Rude London Marathoner Shoots Prince William With Water While Kate Middleton Smirks

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge showed up to the London Marathon on Sunday to hand out water and cheer on runners, and how was their kindness repaid? With a torrent of water to the face. “I told you mingling with the commoners was a terribly base idea,” says the smirk of Kate Middleton, her shining hair gleaming in the early spring sun.

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Here they are, racking up goodwill with the hoi polloi, pretending to enjoy themselves as the sweaty peasants drag their broken, disgusting bodies over the course of 26.2 miles.

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“I touched the last one. It’s your turn again.”

But before another bottle of water could be dispensed...disaster.

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Kate is calm and collected—suspiciously calm. I bet she paid that runner to douse her husband so she never has to return to the lousy London Marathon ever again.

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Look at that. She’s thrilled. Her plan went off without a hitch.

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“Ahaha! You sure got me, you cheeky wanker!” Prince William appears to laugh. Then, to his bodyguard: “Finish him.”

All images via Chris Jackson/Getty.

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GELLA - LLAP

At least it didn’t ruin his hair.