Gawker Media had a party last night and Iâm very tired now. Itâs hot as hell and blogging is hard and I just want these terrible-sounding Swedish fish Oreos. I like things that are bad and thatâs just who I am, all right?
Iâm not in the office right nowâitâs unclear if Iâll make it to the office today, to be perfectly honest with youâ but bring me these godawful-sounding, trash, chemical-laden cookies and Iâll give you a tour or something. Maybe Iâll rain-check you on the tour, but, you know, itâll totally happen. Yeah.
âThatâs not a Senior Week blog post,â sniffed managing editor Kate Dries, when I asked if I could write this post. âItâs just a regular post for you.â
Whatever. Bring me these Oreos, which are, for very good reasons, only available for a limited time.
This isnât a sponsored post or a money-making venture of any kind, I just want to eat this assuredly shit-tasting cookies and then insistently offer them to other people, as is my wont: âTry this! You wonât believe how bad it is!â
I would also accept a burrito.
