
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we look at the covers of our favorite magazines, sigh, and pick them up anyway. This week, Star published photos of Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarabasov fighting, Life & Style thinks Jennifer Lopez is pregnant again, and In Touch thinks Brad Pitt was âcaught with Jen.â
Star:

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A video of Lindsay Lohan and her estranged or former (I hope?) fiancĂŠ Egor Tarabasov was sent to Star. It was reportedly shot on July 5 in Mykonos, and the magazineâs description is below:
â[It] begins with Lindsay and Egor sitting in a parked Jeep on a beach. After an apparent argument inside the car, Lindsay appears to hurl Egorâs cell phone out the open roof. Moments later, she runs to retrieve it, with Egor in pursuit. As she picks it up, he grabs her from behind.â
He then screams, âGIVE ME MY PHONE,â and pins Lindsayâs arm behind her back. After she drops the phone, she tells him he âhurtâ her, and he tells her to âleave.â
âItâs my car, tooâ she says, before getting back in. The video stops there, but witnesses say they eventually drove off together.
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Moving on to other awful things, this issue features a list of the 15 âMost Hated Celebsâ in Hollywood.
Taylor Swift is #1.
Kanye is #3.
Kylie is #4.
BeyoncĂŠ is #8.
Jaden Smith is #11.
Katy Perry is #12.
Gwyneth Paltrow is #14.
Oh, I forgot #13! #13 is Bill Cosby.
Interesting!

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And Also:
- Nicole Kidman, former Scientologist, is feuding with Elizabeth Moss, current Scientologist, on the set of Top of the Lakeâs second season.
- Gwyneth read âall the weekly tabloids and read through each one, laughing and pointing things out to Brad [Falchuck]â during a recent flight.
- Kylie Jenner is pissed that sheâs never been offered a Vogue cover.
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Life & Style

Wouldnât it be something if Jennifer Lopez were pregnant again? No! It wouldnât. The woman already has two children, and I donât even care if sheâs 47âwomen are having babies later than that, so donât try to tell me I should be shocked or impressed. If J. Lo were to confirm that her 47-year-old eggs were fertilized by the vivacious sperm of 29-year-old Casper Smart, I would not bat an eye.
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But Life & Style wants us to be excited about this ânews,â even though I firmly believe it isnât true. âJust call her J. Glow,â they ask. A source says she is âthrilled that Casper is the dad,â and that he âthinks their genetics will produce the most talented and beautiful child ever made.â What an absolutely batshit thing for a source to tell someone!
And Also:
- Keshia Knight Pulliam is âpregnant and alone.â
- Blake and Gwen will be âengaged by Christmas.â
- Taylor wants Tom to pop the question, which is, âAre you the most hated celebrity in Hollywood?â
- Laila Ali is the only one who wore lace correctly, if only I knew who she was.
- Elle Fanning wore denim better than Busy Phillips.
- Wear wedges or go unnoticed.
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In Touch

Brad Pitt, current husband of Angelina Jolie, has been caught with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, current wife of Justin Theroux, and now both their marriages are âin shambles!â Before I go any further, Gossip Cop has already called this a big fat lie, but letâs forge on ahead anyway.
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So, what happened was that Angelina walked in on Brad âfinishing up a phone call in the bedroom, talking in a low voice.â And we all know one must talk to Jennifer Aniston in a low voiceâwhat with her sensitive eardrumsâso of course Angie know what was going on. She âaccused Brad of sneaking behind her back with Jen and yelled that heâd ruined all their new plans for the future.â
Imagine Brad and Angie fighting over Jen.
ANGIE: You were on the phone with her werenât you.
BRAD: Itâs not what you think.
ANGIE: How dare you claim to know what I think.
BRAD: Oh, you think I donât? Well tell me what you think!
ANGIE: I think youâre fucking her.
BRAD: Iâm not fucking her.
ANGIE: Well then I think you want to.
BRAD: Please, that phase in my life is long over.
ANGIE: Well then why do you have secret talks with her in our bedroom?
BRAD: Because...
ANGIE: Because what?!
BRAD: Because.....
ANGIE: Tell me, you wimp!
BRAD: Because weâve done it for years. Since we were still...us.
ANGIE: What?! What do you two do?!!
BRAD: She calls me and asks, âHow am I doing?â And I say, âYouâre fine.â Then she hangs up.
ANGIE: ....
BRAD: Thatâs it. Once a week I tell her sheâs fine.
ANGIE: [laughs uncontrollably]
And Also:
- Lamarâs friends are afraid that he will only be alive for three more months, which is oddly specific.
- Gwen Stefaniâs tour will âlose money.â
- Surprise, surprise. The couple from Married at First Sight are having a tough time with love.
- JoJo and Jordan arenât in love AT ALL.
- Selena Gomez is âspiraling downwardâ and ârethinking her entire music career and life path right now.â
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