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Look At This Enormous Baby

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The average weight of a healthy baby is around 7.5 pounds, but even at this early age, newborn Moses William Hilton doesn’t play by biology’s rules. At 14.4 pounds and 22-inches long, Hilton is the size of two babies taped together, or maybe one baby sitting on another baby’s back, commanding him to “giddyup”!

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Whatever the configuration, this is one enormous baby—and he was born 11 days early. From ABC7:

Mom and dad were expecting him to be about 10 pounds since their daughters both weighed 9 pounds. As the nurse handed him to his mother, Gina, she said, “It’s a mini sumo wrestler!”

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That’s a nice thing to say to a woman who just pushed the equivalent of a fire hydrant out of her vagina.

Image via ABC7/screengrab.

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I thought by the time I was ready to have children they’d have beaten this thing and we’d be brave new worlding babies in a lab. But now I’m 30.

Thanks a fucking lot science.