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Well done Angelina.

By finally giving birth to the new messiah on May 27, you will have ensured that a multitude of flacks on In Touch, Star, OK!, Life & Style and Us Weekly all had a miserable Memorial Day weekend, running round chasing celebrity name experts, horoscope creators, child psychologists and numerologists before dragging themselves miserably into the office on Monday to ditch ten pages of Celebrity Flaws for coverage of the Most Important Child Ever Born.