I have some good news for all of you, and it’s not that today is Friday (which it is, and which is technically good news). No, the good news I have to share this lovely day is so much better than the mere fact that the weekend is upon us.
It’s a kind of good news that comes along so rarely that your immediate physical reaction to its goodness may feel unnatural. Your arms will shoot up, your jaw will drop as though breaking apart from your face, and a sound filled with more glee than Ryan Murphy ever thought possible will erupt from your mouth with enough force to shatter the “NO COFFEE, NO TALKEE!” mug you’re probably holding in your hand.
Are you fully prepared to hear this good news? Of course you aren’t. No one is.
Good news: Even Jennifer Aniston can’t resist the power of a bowl of spaghetti carbonara.
“Now, brothers and sisters, I want you to remember the Good News I told you. You received that Good News message, and you continue to base your life on it. That Good News, the message you heard from me, is God’s way to save you. But you must continue believing it. If you don’t, you believed for nothing.”
- 1 Corinthians 15:1-2
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