Christmas Day Social: It's Like a 'Hard Candy Christmas'

Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope your day has been filled with only a minuscule amount of vomiting, screaming and other kinds of embarrassments. Use this thread to report on how well your aforementioned pranks performed, which of your relatives shamed your entirely family and other wonderful things that happened this holiday.


Lastly, please enjoy “Hard Candy Christmas,” a rough around-the-edges, atypical holiday tune that will nonetheless give anyone comfort mostly because it’s sung by the one and only Dolly Parton for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Listen to the RuPaul cover of it here.

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AllieCat demands hats on cats-is probable weirdo

What’s everyone’s absolutely favorite christmas movie?! My bar is super low in that category (and my husband and I are now watching league of their own which only qualifies under “cheesy tears”) I love all of them but going outside of the real classics-these movies always make me cry: The Family Man (nick cage-I know) the family stone (it’s mildly offensive at times and totally ridiculous so SUE ME) Love actually, and while you were sleeping! Oooo and 12 dates of christmas (I’m a sucker for alternate reality Christmases/or christmas everyday movies!)

My dogs new fancy collar (from Santa).