Christine Ouzounian, the former nanny of former couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, is all over the tabloids these days! Since flipping her hair into the headlines last month, we’ve seen Ouzounian delivering wine to Affleck’s home late at night, hanging out at expensive Los Angeles hotels, wearing Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings on a private jet, and cruising around town in a cute white Lexus. There are even rumors about her wanting to be ABC’s next Bachelorette!

But beyond the gossip, what do we really know about her? After scouring through all of Ouzounian’s public statements, we’ve compiled a list of her 20 most badass quotes.


On Nannying For the Stars:

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On Ben Affleck’s Sexy Bod:

On Jennifer Garner’s Super Sweet Personality:

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On Being Hounded By Photographers:


On Jeff Bezos and the Amazon Work Environment:

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On Climate Change:

On Donald Trump’s Shot At the Presidency:

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On Gavin and Gwen’s Nanny:

On the Former CBS Series The Nanny:

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On Hillary Clinton’s Email Servers:

On Feminism:

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On Her #SquadGoals:

On Her Crippling Fear of Singularity:

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On Her Favorite Hadid Sister:

On God:

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On Her Favorite Rosé:

On Her Dream Cast For Season 3 of True Detective:

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On Whether Or Not We Actually Landed On the Moon:

On the Morning Sickness Drug Diclegis:

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On Non-Disclosure Agreements:


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