Oh look, Kylie Jenner shared a picture of her new house on Instagram.
Oh look, a teenager bought a really expensive house. "So much work to still be done! IM SO EXCITED. The first thing I'm gonna open are my new casper mattresses," Jenner captioned the photo.
Here's Kylie opening her new mattress underneath massive chandeliers. This is, of course, how you unpack a mattress — with a flip of the hair, a casual contrapposto pose, and voila the mattress magically pops out, fully decked out in sheets that cost more than your monthly salary.
Sure the New York Times might have infuriated social media with this story about children picking out $14 million condos, but they really missed the trend of teenagers buying muti-million dollar homes. Take that, Skye!