For anyone with an extra $2,999,900 laying around and a desire to live in New Jersey, a 10,000 square-foot piece of the Real Housewives dynasty can be yours, since convict Teresa Giudice’s home was recently put back on the market by her husband, Joe.
And just what does $100 short of $3 million buy you? Six bedrooms for sleeping; an office for filing tax returns and not skirting the law; a billiards room in which you can enact scenes from various Italian mobster movies; and two garages for your five cars, presumably all paid for in cash.
“Breastfeeding is a full-time job,” new mom Blake Lively tells Allure in their upcoming May issue. “I’m like, driving down the road, pumping.” I’m not sure of what the safety protocol is for pumping and driving, but that sounds dangerous. As is the idea of having it all, according to Blake, who says that “it’s dangerous to dilute that (having it all) to a catchphrase.” [E!]
Speaking of new moms: Kimora Lee Simmons just gave birth to her fourth child, Wolfe Lee Leisner, co-created with her husband, Tim Leisner. Wolfe joins a starring line up of siblings from both Kimora and Tim’s previous relationships, and is no doubt a very loved baby boy. [People]
•Here’s Robert Pattinson getting his White Guy on at Coachella. [Just Jared]
•While we’re on the topic, Salon thinks you making fun of Kristen Stewart is pretty basic. [Salon]
•Miranda Kerr’s got some haterz out in Asia. [Daily Telegraph]
•Uncle Karl Lagerfeld thinks the “average woman” today looks far better than the average woman of 20 or 30 years ago. [The Globe and Mail]
•No word from Marc Jacobs on what he thinks of the average woman, because he’s being sued by Adidas for knocking off their shit. [Fashionista]
•More fashion stuff, because hey why not? Here’s Heidi Klum with and without makeup. (Spoiler alert: She’s still gorgeous, either way.) [E!]
•Kanye West is “always on a diet,” says fellow food-tracker Kim Kardashian. [E!]
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