Here's Amy Poehler and Tina Fey opening the Golden Globes mean girl bestie-style with a series of sick burns on the rich, famous, and drunk.
Tina, Amy, and Amy's extraordinary and reverse-aging boobs lampooned the usual award show targets and then some — Meryl Streep, people who lie about their age because Hollywood is a ridiculous land of looks-obsessed plastic fantasy that values the illusion of youth over the reality of talent, George Clooney (a particularly sick burn) and, in true topical form, Bill Cosby.
Not all of the jokes hit, but the ones that did hit hard. And besides, both women looked fucking impeccable. Isn't that the whole point?