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Kim Kardashian Posts Seductive Passport Pic, Changes Name to Kim West

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The funniest thing to me is when angry contrarians are all, "UGH, GAHD. Kim Kardashian is NAHT EVEN PREHTTAY." Because of course she is, dum-dums. Look at her passport photo. She looks like a fucking spring dryad. Have you seen MY passport photo!? No, you haven't, because gazing upon that shit is CURSED and I don't want to get sued in Witch Court.

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However, I do have a quibble with her caption:

New passport pic #Mrs.West #NameChange

UM, EXCUSE ME. MRS. WEST IS MY MOTHER'S NAME. [Instagram]


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Octavia Spencer says winning an Oscar changed nothing about her life or career:

Life is exactly the same. Life is the same. I have to lead a very small life in terms of what people think "Hollywood" is....

The roles I'm being offered in film are too small to sink your teeth into, and I thought it was time to be able to live with a character at inception and travel with her to fruition, and allow myself to evolve as an actress. I don't get that opportunity in movies, where they ask me, "Will you play the distraught mom of this boy?" I say, "Sure, but I've played it before." I wanted to play against-type, and while people will say, "She's playing a no-nonsense nurse," there's so much more to her than that.

And then she went on and said 1 million other amazing things, which you should just click through and read. [IndieWire]


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  • Here is Chris Pratt's high school yearbook photo so I'm dead now from romance. [Uproxx]

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msmicheller
DarkTowerMichelle

Eh, this is where we go when we have an issue with a woman. #SheUgly.

I don't think I am alone in the ability to look at someone, realize they're not my version of hot or beautiful, and still manage to fully get why they do it for a lot of other people. I wouldn't call these people ugly, because that would make me look like a blind dumb ass.

And the worst is when a show or movie is based on a book or books, and the character was described as a slice of perfection. Because there is no actor or actress who can match what people pulled from their personal spank bank when imagining the character. It seems weird to me that this isn't evident to people who are literate.

Yeah, talking about anyone who claims Emilia Clarke is a hideous wildebeest.

Anyhow, Kim Kar,er,West takes nice picture.