Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes

The 19 Worst 'Business Teamwork' Stock Photos

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos

I searched "Business Group Teamwork" on Getty and sifted through 41,177 photos to bring you this post. For authenticity, I didn't sign in to remove the watermarks.

Advertisement

1. (four associates examine a bell pepper)

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

2. These "coworkers" have absolutely nothing in their offices. Not one fucking thing.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos

3. Title: "Authority".

That's it. That's all it said.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

4. Title: "Acting Savagely".

Lord of the Flies office.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

5. Just turn in your reports, you metaphorical doofus.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

6. All three women are wearing the exact same pair of fuck-me pumps. Nice work, stylist.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

7. I have nothing to add.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

8. On the floor.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

9. Cliche + Racism = Awkward Stock Photo Hall of Fame.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

10. Subtle, Getty.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

11. Part of the "business people outside with colored big balls" series. There are also "yellow ball" and "white ball" sets.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

12. The man is using two water glasses as binoculars. This is not mentioned in the description.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

13. I believe they're headed to a scheduled mass suicide.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

14. I don't know.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

15. Either making sure they haven't hired any black people, or clean hands = clean decks, or something.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

16. It's "Red Shirt Friday", Mary.
WHERE'S YOUR RED SHIRT?

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

17. HERE IT IS, TEAM.
THE "MISSING PIECE TO THE PUZZLE".

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

18. Happy Birthday, Boss.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

19. Lastly, there's this grey- and blue-besuited group of pale white middle managers looking for divine intervention to save their useless jobs.

Illustration for article titled The 19 Worst Business Teamwork Stock Photos
Advertisement

This piece originally appeared on Copyranter. Republished with permission. Mark Copyranter was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now, he's The Best Fucking Ad Critic In The World™. Follow him on Twitter: @copyranter.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

ingridable
Ingridable

I love stock photos. Lunacy abounds.

I often wonder as I'm looking for angry small business owners and happy brides and maid/matrons of honor: Who are these photographers? Who are these models? Where are they? Why are they? Are these from Russia?