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Jada, to her credit, refuses to shrink away in shame and has began speaking publicly about what happened to her, saying that because so many people have seen her naked body being assaulted, there's no point in hiding her face. Houston police are investigating.

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Jada's alleged rapist, Innel Yahia lacks the good sense to shut the fuck up about what happened and sent the following charming series of Tweets in his defense:

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Unfortunately for Yahia, "the hoe snitched!" isn't a legally acceptable defense against rape charges.

And unfortunately for Yahia's garbage human supporters, their continual tweeting of videos of Jada's assault might constitute the distribution of child porn. Which is definitely illegal.

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