Welcome back to Selfie Loathing. What did celebrities do on Instagram this week? I'll tell you what celebrities did on Instagram this week. Actually, scratch that: I'll show you. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

This monkey bear dog thing just woke me up and now I wanna keep it #MindBlown

U guys...the monkey bear dog thing is now dancing on me

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Taupe is dope! Thanks @teampolished for another exciting MANicure.

This was my life two days ago when the great Bear Grylls took into to the wild. Oh about that boulder that smacked me. Smh

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We out! @1oakLA

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Just a shameless Selfie

Winnifred Beach #jamaica

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Wheels up on to the next chapter.

#Battlegear in Monchengladbach, Germany!! #LoveLustFaithDreamsTour

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It's National Sunglass Day! Tag me and show me your favorite pair of shades!#nationalsunglassday#yeahitsathing

#bestlemonadestandinbrooklyn

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reading WALT WHITMAN with PATTI SMITH!!! This SUNDAY at 7pm in the ROCKAWAYS! Come on down!!!@klausbiesenbach#rockaway1#forttilden

OH NA NA @treysongz

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It would take mexico to get me to play on the beach ! I'm so not that girl ! But I work hard , I deserve it right ! Plus, I earned it !

Just my best friend @officialdannytrejo and I x #motorcyclesandmayhem #desertlife #nodamnfilter

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Trying to stay cool on the Edmund Pettus Bridge reenacting March to Montgomery ! #HotinSELMA

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My dad and I are keeping the party going at the clubhouse with an assist from @SonjatMorgan #WWHL

Sending some love ❤️ it's a beautiful day today

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If that's nude.... Than god bless #gucci

takin currr of dem rootz

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They sang happy birthday fast 'cause I hate singing happy birthday on principle but now I feel like it's North Korea so maybe I will rethink

Finn is imitating me. I was like this first.#australiansheposer

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What's up summer!!! Where are my sunglasses when I need them? Lol

Walking in to testify! Let's make this happen! Elephants, Rhinos and the African people the American People are with you! From Washington with love!

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Whattttttttttt

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Wake n bake

Our usual hairless cat was charging too much so we got this nightmare stand in #girls

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t's just a wig 👸! Looks so real though right?

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Night!!! #ILooKLIkeATotallyDifferentPersonWhenMyHairIsBlonde

My hand and @cairothekat

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San Fran may be the Bay Area but New York is the Bae Area. (At the @logotv Trailblazer's event where @oitnb was honored!)

Morning monster world

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OMG why that face

#IWokeUpLikeThis#YesterdaysMakeUp#NoElectricityNeeded

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Throwback Thursday with @mel_rivers. #tbt #MelissaRivers #joanrivers

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Post graduation workout. #i'mdone

#imdone

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#imdone

Freckles.

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Spent the afternoon at www.barenecessities.com headquarters as they shoot my lingerie collection. They launch in July with the largest variety of sizes in stock, including my full-figure bras.

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Bun hugger

Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants

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I stole'd a hat

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Met a womble

TINY BAGELS

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Me and BFF Abe

Brought my pink pony to the White House to holler @VP Joe Biden.#wheninwashington 💁 p.s. He made me call my 93 year old grandma to thank her for my baby blue eyes! What a Q-T

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Happy 15th anniversary @FlauntMagazine. Proud to be a part of #theselfieissue#flauntmagazine

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A total thrill to meet legend @RafealNadalyesterday @Wimbledon. Hard fought match.

Looks like @USASoccer are through!@FifaWorldCup! #Addicted

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Why is my fortune subtly trying to tell me it doesn't think I'm talented? #rude

Road Trip With Sid. NY - Cincinnati.

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I take my concessions very seriously. Had to go see 22 Jump Street. My bro@channingtatum, @icecube, Jonah....you guys killed that, start to finish. #salute

And Eiffel selfie :)

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Producing late night some new@ansolo_music w @alexmvnon SHAKE DAT TING MISS! Heard this track last night and people went wild. Wanted to make a groovy house remix ;)

All the world's a stage...

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7000 degrees out here

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Comin

Oh @SofiaVergara that explains so much !

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Set of "Jungle Fever"!Me and @NickTurturro in Brooklyn.I think 'don't believe the hype' is blasting in our car.I did my hair,makeup and shopped at Cesar's Bay Bazar for my 80's,Bensonhurst outfit:) @sheltonjlee and I had a blast!

Successfully navigated the Group of Death with spirit togetherness and fight, the only way we know how. Onto the next one now! Enjoy the ride #usmnt #1N1T #belgium #tues

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We did it! Round of 16! Thanks for all the support from the fans! Shout out to alexi and Taylor

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Friends for life.....#dontbelievethehype @sulleymuntari

In NYC at Hugo boss getting dialed in. Go see Ana there! She will take care of you. @itspavoni@hugoboss@cameronlawther@nicsglass@ashmarani#hugoboss#woldcup#gousa

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#1N1T

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A note from your author: The videos seen above are not selfies or from Instagram but they are veryvery important. Thank you.