What's this? Clive Owen as a rumpled high school English teacher with a five-o'clock shadow attempting to romance Juliette Binoche as a temperamental high school art teacher with a short haircut? In the brilliantly titled movie Words and Pictures? A film whose plot has been described as "An art instructor and an English teacher form a rivalry that ends up with a competition at their school in which students decide whether words or pictures are more important?" Don't make us choose, but sure.
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Are these "pictures" of Clive Owen? If so, I can name the winner.